Dr. Pump Medical Center

Doctor Pump - The pill-headed doctor mascot

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Dr. Pump Medical Center

Licensed Medical Facilitypump.fun Certified

"Your Portfolio's Health is Our Priority!" 🏥💊

Welcome to the most trusted medical facility in the crypto space. Dr. Pump specializes in treating chronic portfolio underperformance with proven pump.fun methodology.

📋 New Patient Registration

🟢 Office Hours

24/7 Crypto Emergency Care

🟠 Insurance Accepted

All Major Wallets Welcome

🔵 Specialties

Memecoin Medicine & Pump Therapy

Meet Your Doctor 👨‍⚕️

Board Certified in Memecoin Medicine

Dr. Pump, MD

Chief of Memecoin Medicine

Education:

University of Gainsville, PhD in Pump.fun Studies

Specialization:

Chronic Portfolio Underperformance Treatment

Experience:

5+ years treating crypto patients since 2021

pump.fun CertifiedMeme Specialist

📋 Patient Prescription

Dr. Pump Medical Center - pump.fun Division

Rx:$PUMP Token

Dosage:2-3 tokens daily

Instructions:HODL until moon

Refills:Unlimited

Side Effects:Diamond hands

Dr. Pump, MD

License #PUMP2024

Insurance Plans 📋

Choose the right coverage for your portfolio's health

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Total Supply

Available Treatment Doses

$PUMP tokens in pharmacy

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Medical Fees

Treatment Costs

No copay required!

Ready to Schedule Your Appointment? 🏥

Don't let your portfolio suffer from chronic underperformance! Dr. Pump is accepting new patients and ready to prescribe the pump.fun treatment you need.

📅 Book Your Treatment

⚠️ Medical Disclaimer: Side effects may include uncontrollable gains, diamond hands syndrome, and excessive meme sharing. Consult your financial advisor before beginning treatment.